ScumFlash: Bain or "What not to do in a Helicopter"

Some of you asked me "what is up with Bain" over the past couple of weeks. Untill now I kinda ignored the question, because it was something I figured should be told in Bain's own words.

Well... here they are! Bain's Own Words:

Three crushed vertabrea in neck, broken nose, separated shoulder, broken collar bone, broken right wrist and forearm, 7 broken ribs, punctured lung, shatterd pelvis torn right knee ACL, sprain right ankle, concussed into 4 day coma, right ear almost torn off and sevral cuts scrapes and bruises.

I am recovering slowly, but I lost about 2 weeks of memories, when I first woke up, I didn't know I had a daughter and up until about 2 weeks ago I thought both my legs were broken, turns out its just the pelvis.

I've been told, a co-worker, a pilot and myself were scouting a new lease when a gust of wind blew the chopper into a stand of trees, the tail rotor sheared off and we spun into the side of the mountain, then rolled about 250 meters to the bottom of a ravine. The other two guys were sitting up front, buckled in. For some reason i was in back not wearing a seat belt. the other two walked away with minor back and neck injuries, probably suffered from my body flailing around the cab of the rolling chopper. All of this is hearsay, cause i dont remember. Ive had 3 surgeries, Pelvis, knee and fore arm. and will need more later.

I got 76 stiches, over 50 to sew my ear and half my scalp back on. Apperantly only the pilot got a helmet. Anyway Im still kicking, hope to be out of the wheelchair and walking before christmas.

Well there you have it. Even big scum is not immune from falling out of the sky in a big pile of metal. You know where to leave your wellwishes or where you can make your appointments for assasination attempts (although I wouldn't even try, he proved pretty much that he is immortal...).

Glad you are still with us Bain. And Scum! Remember, ALWAYS wear that seatbelt when you're falling from the sky!