FreshScumFlash: Nanouchka

We interupt our usual broadcast for an important message. I don't think it happens often, that a player from a top 15 guild willingly joins a guild that is outside the top 100. Sure sure, it is a guild with the 3rd best guildstats on the server and sure it is the holiday home of the most fun guild in the Shakes&Fidget universe. But still, important enough to tell you about it and interrupt the dungeonstory.

So.... are you ready for it? Meet Nanouchka, a level 229 blue pussyriding mage with a decently filled scrapbook of almost 91% (now work on maxing it ;-). And to make it more interesting: also a french Canadian from Montreal that had to look up the meaning of the word scum. I mean... is that a winner or not? Even AAylia might like her instantly, as she is a potential nightstalker with a love for revolutions, banana's and Elvis Presley. I feel the bonding molecules just burning through the guild already.

Let's hope Nanouchka can find her ass on that map she has in her pocket, cause sometimes I have the feeling we have a shortage of smart lowlifes. So give here a warm scummy welcome and don't blame her for lowering our guild averages (Average level went down by 1 and average scrapbook went down by 0.3%), because I'm sure she'll work very hard at fixing that as soon as she can.

Nanouchka, I hope you have fun here. I if you have any questions (for instance why it is a good idea to replace those shoes, and probably that terror tunic) or just need directions out of AAylia's dungeon, just ask. And please don't mind the backstabbing, that is just monkeylove.